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Scars
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December 1st, 2009

Scars

I’ve made Flickr set documenting the ways in which I have injured myself. It’s not for the squeamish.

If you’re in Portland, OR this week come on by either or both of these events! I’ll be there :)

Pony in Garden
The above is my contribution to OMG PWN!ES, a gallery show of modified My Little Ponies. If interested in purchasing my pony, please contact show and gallery curator Kaebel Hashitani at sequentialart (a) gmail.com

OMG PWN!ES
Thurs­day, Decem­ber 3, 6-10pm
Sequen­tial Art Gallery
328 NW Broad­way #113
Portland, OR 97209

The Legend of Webcomics
The Legend of Webcomics
Saturday, December 5
3-7pm
Dunning-Kruger Solutions Ltd
1515 SE 46th Ave
Portland, OR
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  1. Pronoun

    Never thought I would find another person as decorated as I am. Blank canvases are boring, continue to wear your scars with pride! (that last panel brought back memories, and made my rib cage ache a bit)

  2. Miss Kara

    Timmy’s dead? That makes me a little sad… maybe we should hold a funeral for him.

  3. Nienke

    She’s bad, bad, badass!

  4. han

    basically i read the whole comic yesterday and i love it :)
    and i’ve more scars than you ;)

  5. Min

    You are totally badass!

  6. Becca

    I think everyone’s scars tell a story. I am proud of my scars, because they show I can survive some tough stuff and still move on.

  7. aeridus

    And we are all very thankful that you’re a survivor. :D Coming to a theater near you: Erika Moen Vs. Nature.

  8. Diane

    I’ve joked with my friends before that you are my twin from an alternate universe (based mostly on the neck-tweaking with a helmet strip and the painful anal pushing back thing strip), and this just cements it. I’ve got a Harry Potter eyebrow scar too, though it was from running into a table. I also had abnormal cell growth/pre-cancerous lesions removed, but from my back. I severed an artery in my ring finger, no nerves though..

    You are totally badass <3

  9. Katie

    Yeah the minute you get a breast tumor your badass points go up by 50! The biopsy and surgeries give you a fire flower and a magic mushroom… I’ve actually been going through the same thing recently and the moment I found out I had a lump in my breast I thought of you strangely enough…

  10. chibaraki

    Oh my god, I remember reading on the interwebs when you did that pinky thing, has it been eight years? I feel so old now.

    And indeed, you are badass. You seem to be unlucky but also immortal, which is a pretty good combo!

  11. April

    I love scars. They tell stories!

  12. t.a. barnhart

    i have a headscar (dueling? no, water skiing), finger scars with nerve damage, chest scar from broken ribs/punctured lungs. i had no idea i might qualify as a badass! thanks!!

  13. Kevin Moore

    The bike riding really sells the punchline. Great stuff!

  14. JfC

    Might be a Spike scar.

  15. kateavalanche

    I love scars, they add such character!
    I have one directly under my right eye from the first time I crawled and thought it would be awesome to bellyflop on a sleeping, hostile doggy.
    Then there’s the dozens of little ones all over my legs from when I was a kid and showed my love through beating this shit out of the boys on the playground.
    Oh, and a chunk of graphite embedded in my wrist from when my sister stabbed me with a pencil.

  16. stokerbramwell

    Scars are badges of honor for those who have fought with life and survived. So, yeah, that IS pretty badass. :D

  17. Honey

    I have more scars than you do, neener neener. :^P

  18. KoryBing

    Aww, your dog bite face scar is from a much more badass dog than my dog bite face scare. I’ve got a big ol’ scratch mark down the right side of my face from a freakin’ wiener dog.

    I love reading about scars, oddly enough. They all tell interesting stories.

  19. danihana

    All I have are chicken pox scars and a few cat scratch marks.

    However, my husband is a genetic fuck up. His DNA is really good at making sure he has lots of cysts. He has 2 inch scar on his side from where one very large one was removed. It apparently still hurts. He has small bald spots all over his head, (he gets tons of cysts on his head).

  20. Onimoz

    YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY BADASS. CANCER IS YOUR BITCH. XD

  21. darrylayo

    Oog, thinking about this stuff makes my head hurt and my balance go all sideways! But I’ve acquired a few permanent dents and marks in my years. All in all, they’re pretty awesome and give you instant stories (ie, toddler versus pitbull)

  22. Dominique

    Hah, I have a chihuahua lip bite scar :s Also, I fainted on my bike and woke up in an ambulance this summer…still don’t know what happened. To klutzes!

  23. CameoAppearance

    For the longest time I had zero scars (through a combination of luck and good healing), and I felt left out when other people talked about theirs. Then I blundered into the corner of my desk while half-asleep, and now I have a scar shaped like a musical note on my inner thigh!

  24. Robyn

    December 1st was my 21st birthday. One of the most exciting things about it landing on a Tuesday is getting another one of your comics.
    The boyfriend even got me the Erika Moen Super Pack, excitement.

  25. Erin

    What’s up with the “See my ex-girl naked” ad?

  26. Erika Moen

    Erin, I don’t see it? And I can’t find it in my ad history?

  27. Erika Moen

    Robyn, Happy birthday!

  28. Erika Moen

    Onimoz, Er, not that badass seeing as all my tumors have been benign so far /:)

  29. FireFlyNexes

    I must say that the picture of you hand quite gnarly.

  30. Erin

    Yeah, I don’t see it anymore either. I’ll try to save an image or something if I see it again.

  31. Johnny

    Nice scar collection!

    Myself, most of mine were minor enough to have faded away over time (specifically, the time i sliced the top off of one of my finger joints, and the time I skinned my knee open on the playground at grade school [might still have a few pebbles stuck in my knee to this day]), and where my friends cat went ballistic on my left arm. My only currently visible ones are at my hip and my left foot, where they transplanted bone to reconstruct my ankle.

    On reflection, yours are much cooler. :-/

  32. An-G

    Wear a helmet!!!

    <3

  33. Erika Moen

    An-G, I do in real life! :)

    I am militant about bicycle safety. You should see the Safety-First kit I wear.

    It is ridiculous. But it keeps me visible!

  34. Robyn

    Thanks Erika!

  35. Dean

    I don’t know if this happens to other people but occasionally my mouse clicking finger twitches accidentally, which can be annoying at times, having to wait for programs I didn’t want to start to start up on my far too slow computer, but yesterday it clicked on a link that ended up here, and now I’ve gone through the archives and love it, so I have tentatively forgiven my itchy clicky finger as for a change it has done good. Ms Moen you seem like a fairly awesome personage, keep up the good work. PS; watch out for that open manhole!

  36. Dani

    Scars are just tattoos with better stories. I have all three! (Scars, tattoos, and stories…)

    I think my gnarliest scar is on my knee, from tripping on concrete and having to pick rocks out of my kneecap with tweezers. I also have a really fabulous dog bite scar on my left forearm… from a Pekipoo. A freaking Pekinese-Poodle mix. Then again, I’m a dog groomer so it sort of comes with the territory I guess.

    :D

  37. estell

    Go pituitary tumor club.

  38. Mikuto

    I have only 2 scars, one from chicken pox, one from my appendectomy. I don’t hurt myself very frequently, and when I do it’s more likely I’ll dislocate a joint, rather than cause visible harm.

  39. Pedro Serpa

    Badass girl, you are a fighter! Keep going!

  40. reynard61

    TV Tropes only lists two kinds of scars. To those I would add “Stupid Scars Accidental Scars”. “Stupid Scars” are, obviously, scars acquired during “Hey-everyone-watch-this!”-type moments. “Accidental Scars” are acquired in circumstances where they are unavoidable or not the fault of the bearer. (Surgery, car accidents, etc.)

  41. Morgan

    I have a skin disorder and my body produces it’s own scars. Bam.

    Oh, but I did hit a mailbox with my face this one time.

  42. Almost Literally

    Man, I wish I had scars. My skin heals abnormally well, so even though I get wounds that are bad enough to qualify for scarring, it never goes. Last night, my cat kicked my face (Long story…) and I have two gnarly scratches near my cheekbone. They won’t stay though, unless I get cat scratch fever, which will not be pleasant. The closest thing I have to a scar is a mark on my wrist (The outer side of my arm, not the inner) where I was punctured by…uh…a pin I think. Can’t quite remember what, but I do remember it was bad though. My skin was puffed up for a couple of weeks, and the left this weird looking veiny star thing. It is almost faded though.

  43. Gaelen

    How do you make EVERY SINGLE COMIC ADORABLE. It’s so unfair. :)

  44. Brian

    Why is the pitbull scar on the opposite side that you’re showing in the picture link?

  45. Erika Moen

    Brian, because I got confused with the mirror-imaging. It is the same reason why sometimes I draw my tattoos on the wrong side or draw myself as being left-handed.

  46. Devin

    Hey, I have a pinky scar too! It got clipped with pruning shears when I was little, still hurts like hell anytime anything hits it the wrong way.

  47. Amy

    I have only 2 scars, one from chicken pox, one from my appendectomy. I don’t hurt myself very frequently, and when I do it’s more likely I’ll dislocate a joint, rather than cause visible harm.

  48. Daftlittleinsomniac

    well, at least you haven’t spontaneously combusted yet. your large hand scar reminded me of the time I clopped a chunk of my middle finger off with a hedge clipper.

  49. Daftlittleinsomniac

    I got scars aplenty. most of then are from cats or cooking and are hard to see, but all my major ones are sports related. I had one on my stomach from impaling my self on a tree stump mountain biking. impale might me a bit of an over statement as it did not puncture into my stomach, but I had to peal my self off and I could see all these veins and crap for my dermal layer. I say if you are pealed off something then you might as wells say impaled.

  50. Marrock

    What doesn’t kill you makes you stranger.

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