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Butt Phone

by Erika Moen on July 29, 2009 at 12:12 am
Posted In: comic

└ Tags: broken, butt, foul, phone

Discussion (52) ¬

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  1. Noamuth
    Noamuth
    July 29, 2009 at 2:25 am | #

    .. Wh.. What the.. Butt phone?!

    XD

    I love you, Erika.

  2. Michael W.
    Michael W.
    July 29, 2009 at 4:13 am | #

    wow….

  3. Atcote
    Atcote
    July 29, 2009 at 4:37 am | #

    That’s… that’s just… evil. Pure evil!
    ARRRRGHRAHRGHARHAGHADKJDKFkljdfkldjladfldbleagh….

  4. DannyboyO1
    DannyboyO1
    July 29, 2009 at 5:56 am | #

    Not what I expected. So much for my ass-umption.

  5. Jess Fink
    Jess Fink
    July 29, 2009 at 6:14 am | #

    Haha! He should be thankful you didnt put it inside your butt at least!

    Also we have pounds of Canadian coins too. It’s ridiculous! Those are whole dollars right there! I swear those Canadians did this just to mess with us.

  6. rat_bastard
    rat_bastard
    July 29, 2009 at 6:27 am | #

    Remind me to never ever leave consumer electronics in your reach Erika.

  7. Captain Moon
    Captain Moon
    July 29, 2009 at 6:54 am | #

    That, was by far, my favorite comic of yours.

    It was enough to make me comment whilst at work.

    I know EXACTLY what I’m doing with the boyfriend’s phone when I get home now.

  8. Captain Moon
    Captain Moon
    July 29, 2009 at 6:55 am | #

    That actually beat out him eating the “honey” from one of your earlier comics.

    Just BARELY. Haha!

  9. Jessica
    Jessica
    July 29, 2009 at 7:16 am | #

    You’re an entirely different species, Moen, I swear. *cracking up*

  10. irilyth
    irilyth
    July 29, 2009 at 7:23 am | #

    > YOU TAINTED IT

    …no pun intended?

  11. Amy
    Amy
    July 29, 2009 at 8:46 am | #

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    omg..

    you made my day

  12. Abbii
    Abbii
    July 29, 2009 at 8:57 am | #

    Nah nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah nah Butt phoooone, Nah nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah nah, butt phoooooone. BUTT PHONE, BUTT PHONE, BUTT PHOOOOOOOOONE!

  13. Angela
    Angela
    July 29, 2009 at 9:58 am | #

    Ohdearlord pants-less in socks is the hottest thing ever UNF.

    This is so ridiculously adorable! OH how I envy your married life.

  14. cognitive dissident
    cognitive dissident
    July 29, 2009 at 10:25 am | #

    “TAINTED”?!?

    That’s just flat-out funny…and well worth the wait. When I re-read it in DAR Volume 2 (someday soon?), I’m gonna crack up all over again!

  15. Kitty ^.^
    Kitty ^.^
    July 29, 2009 at 11:00 am | #

    Hilarious and yet I defy anyone to say they haven’t at least thought about this before
    hee hee

  16. Vince
    Vince
    July 29, 2009 at 12:29 pm | #

    There’s a US bank downtown that has an exchange place. It’s where I echanged all my filthy Euros for some good old ‘Merican munny.

  17. Erouse
    Erouse
    July 29, 2009 at 12:30 pm | #

    O.o

    That’s so odd!

    *glee*

  18. Leslea
    Leslea
    July 29, 2009 at 12:48 pm | #

    Genius… EVIL Genius, but brilliant all the same. Oddly nuff, Matt has my sympathies… lol!

  19. waza
    waza
    July 29, 2009 at 1:03 pm | #

    haha! that is totally something i would do

  20. stokerbramwell
    stokerbramwell
    July 29, 2009 at 2:25 pm | #

    WHAT THE HELL ERIKA

    WHAT. THE. HELL. XD

    Please tell me that’s based on a true story.

  21. CyberSkull
    CyberSkull
    July 29, 2009 at 2:59 pm | #

    2 thoughts: “Time to buy that shiny new iPhone/Pre/G2.” and “This is why we can’t have nice things small enough to fit in your butt crack.”

  22. JfC
    JfC
    July 29, 2009 at 9:13 pm | #

    How can you hold a phone in your butt cheeks and run around the house? Are you Batman?

  23. freiesradikal
    freiesradikal
    July 29, 2009 at 11:01 pm | #

    JfC: I was wondering the same. Or let’s say I was awestruck. Erika, you’re my heroine! I’m gonna try this *right now*….

    (Maybe you should have added something like “Don’t do this at home, kids”.)

  24. Erika Moen
    Erika Moen
    July 29, 2009 at 11:43 pm | #

    JfC, it’s not hard at all, you just wedge it between your cheeks. Surprisingly secure. Try it!

  25. Albedo12
    Albedo12
    July 30, 2009 at 2:47 am | #

    Hilarious facial expressions in panels 4 and 6!

  26. Matt Bernier
    Matt Bernier
    July 30, 2009 at 10:07 am | #

    Lordy am I glad you’re only gross to your husband. You could have been a house mate from Hell.

  27. david
    david
    July 30, 2009 at 12:36 pm | #

    funny :D

  28. garbonzo
    garbonzo
    July 30, 2009 at 4:14 pm | #

    wah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!! That is toooooooo funny!

  29. Joamette Gil
    Joamette Gil
    July 30, 2009 at 5:07 pm | #

    W.O.W. xD

  30. JfC
    JfC
    July 30, 2009 at 5:13 pm | #

    Alas, my working hours cut into food time, so my once prominent posterior has lost about 5 pounds of its former glory. I’m probably the only person to work in an ice cream parlour and LOSE weight. I envy your proud firm buttocks as well as the fact that you’re Batman.

  31. JfC
    JfC
    July 30, 2009 at 5:24 pm | #

    P.S. I did try it and it’s okay for walking but not running

  32. divalentino
    divalentino
    July 30, 2009 at 6:52 pm | #

    Batman has his utility belt. Erika has her utility butt.

    Shark Repellent Butt Spray not included.

  33. Maddie
    Maddie
    July 30, 2009 at 11:22 pm | #

    No offense, but you married a saint. Haha, I would get killed for putting my boyfriends Iphone up there.

  34. r0b3rt
    r0b3rt
    July 31, 2009 at 11:36 am | #

    …you’re just insane.

    I get the feeling you and I would get along really well if we were ever to get to know each other. :p I’ve done similar stuff; a guy I know kept harassing everyone with his ring tones at a camping once, so I snatched the phone from him, dropped it down into my underwear and took off running…:o

  35. Marie
    Marie
    July 31, 2009 at 1:55 pm | #

    I just found this and had to go back to the beginning. It was a day well spent. I must pass this site on to others. Viva the bald one!

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  38. Lady Kakata
    Lady Kakata
    July 31, 2009 at 11:54 pm | #

    … Next time, Matt should do what the rest of us do when we can’t find our phones (presuming that they are switched on and not on silent). Just call it and follow the sound of your phone shouting like a cockatiel when you leave the room

    But if he did that, then we wouldn’t have this XDD

  39. Matt Bernier
    Matt Bernier
    August 1, 2009 at 10:32 am | #

    My phone’s always on vibrate, so I’d have to listen for my girlfriend shouting like a cockatiel instead.

  40. Kyle
    Kyle
    August 1, 2009 at 1:17 pm | #

    I’m not really sure how to reply to this comic. It’s funny but it chills me to my soul that you did this act.

  41. Lemon
    Lemon
    August 1, 2009 at 8:41 pm | #

    Jesus fucking Christ, Erika. xD Just… Jesus fucking Christ.

    @JfC: I worked at McDonald’s and actually lost weight… So prolly you’re not alone.

  42. Teal
    Teal
    August 2, 2009 at 8:14 pm | #

    Makes me regret having bought a “refurbished” phone.

  43. goom
    goom
    August 2, 2009 at 9:12 pm | #

    i found this comic two days ago, thanks to a good friend of mine (who i have thanked multiple times).
    first off, i think your art style is fantastic. very unique-looking, and simple enough to not take forever to draw (i’m guessing).

    this is also one of the most genuine comics i’ve read in a while. it’s actually made me laugh out loud a few times (which i do rarely with webcomics).
    i love how many of these people can associate with.

    words don’t do it justice.

  44. LeBizarre
    LeBizarre
    August 3, 2009 at 11:04 am | #

    please, somebody tell me i’m not the only one who thought “booty call” as soon as i saw this… XD

  45. Amanda
    Amanda
    August 3, 2009 at 9:58 pm | #

    I just read through all these comics in one sitting. It can pull at your heartstrings just as much as it can make you laugh out loud (I did!) :) Thanks for sharing these tidbits of your life and putting a smile on my face.

  46. Mad Luc
    Mad Luc
    August 4, 2009 at 11:11 am | #

    I just like Matts ‘ ‘y Harpy!’ line. Makes me think of my own family… Is this something he says often, or is it reserved for weapons grade shenanigans?

  47. mastshade
    mastshade
    August 9, 2009 at 4:51 pm | #

    @LeBizarre: no, definitely not. Though after reading the vibrator comics right before this, panel three wasn’t quite what I was expecting.

  48. Cameron
    Cameron
    December 15, 2009 at 12:47 pm | #

    Bwahahahahaha!!! if you reversed the sexes in your marriage it would = my wife and I!! thankfully she’s pretty damn tolerant!!

  49. Cameron
    Cameron
    December 15, 2009 at 12:49 pm | #

    Bwahahahaha!! if you reversed the sexes in your marriage it would pretty much equal the dynamics between the wife and I!! cept for why is it cute/funny when a girl does it and jackassery when a guy does it… (even I have a double stadard here)

  50. Copper
    Copper
    January 12, 2010 at 3:40 pm | #

    I tried this, and now my phone smells like ass.

    Thanks, Erika. Thanks a lot.

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