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Queefs

by Erika Moen on June 3, 2008 at 12:00 am
Posted In: comic
└ Tags: explanation, guide, hairy monkey queefing machine, queef

Discussion (21) ¬

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  1. Charlie
    Charlie
    April 30, 2009 at 8:16 pm | #

    Third panel, lady on the bottom, can I order the custom mudflap now? I heart you.

  2. dim
    dim
    May 29, 2009 at 6:56 am | #

    awesome!love it!you are great(i am always afraid of these queef-moments…i like your view on them though) :D

  3. snugglepuss
    snugglepuss
    August 10, 2009 at 2:51 pm | #

    oh my god i’m so putty my ear against my gf’s vagina now

  4. Stamp
    Stamp
    August 21, 2009 at 11:58 pm | #

    Oh man. Your comics are great. I may use this to teach my boyfriend.

  5. Much Better Than You
    Much Better Than You
    October 9, 2009 at 5:53 am | #

    Dancin’ freakin’ jesus, did you just name that damn annoying thing? Queef?! My girl said “that’s natural”, but I had some serious doubts. More then once I offered to pay for the repair… I mean, for the medical treatment of whatever that was.

    But oh well, if its named, then it does exist. Therefore it must be natural, afterall.

  6. checarina
    checarina
    October 18, 2009 at 7:26 pm | #

    Rereading the archive to cheer myself up. This one made me laugh till I cried. Thanks!

  7. Embly
    Embly
    October 26, 2009 at 10:17 am | #

    Classy solos! This made me feel happy about my own gross queefs, which I was terribly self conscious about. Also, I really like your face in the last panel!

  8. The_Flatline
    The_Flatline
    October 28, 2009 at 6:50 am | #

    I’m so glad there’s a word for that. Really. It puts my heart at ease knowing I’m not some vag-farting freak.

  9. Lilitus
    Lilitus
    October 29, 2009 at 10:35 pm | #

    lol just lol!!!!

  10. Lilitus
    Lilitus
    October 29, 2009 at 10:37 pm | #

    personally i learned about queefs from south park and was a good thing too caze otherwise i wouldn’ve been freaked out the first time i queefed! although they didnt provide such a detailed explanation and i had to get it from an internet source… i only wish it would’ve been yours!!!

  11. Rizu
    Rizu
    December 28, 2009 at 4:19 pm | #

    Oh gawd, I remember when that happened to me the first time, with my boyfriend to boot. I was shocked at first. *didn’t even knew that was possible, lame*

    Ah, we couldn’t stop laughing… ‘Cause after it happened the first time I couldn’t hold in my laughter and it continued, for like, two more times and then he couldn’t hold it anymore and had to laugh as well.

    Ah, good times.
    Queefs, gotta heart them. <3

  12. rosie
    rosie
    January 18, 2010 at 3:03 am | #

    wow never happened to me, yet.. but then again I’m still a virgin so I can look forward to queefs to come…
    you make me laugh everytime

  13. kschenke
    kschenke
    February 9, 2010 at 7:20 pm | #

    Honestly, I don’t think this is NEARLY has gross as farting… but maybe that’s just me.

  14. Crisjin
    Crisjin
    March 17, 2010 at 9:51 pm | #

    It’s not gross at all. Sounds gross, but when you realize there’s no actual gas thus no stinky defecation molecules in the air, it’s no grosser than a whoopee cushion, lol.

  15. Kenyan
    Kenyan
    March 28, 2010 at 2:37 pm | #

    it’s not that bad since it’s just air mixed with vapors of pussy juice(I’m proud to say I’m a black man that eats women out) unlike farts which are gasses from your body

  16. Binah
    Binah
    April 23, 2010 at 8:56 am | #

    true fact: I can queef on command.
    other true fact: I almost lost a boyfriend that way. :/

  17. Daftlittleinsomniac
    Daftlittleinsomniac
    May 5, 2010 at 2:56 am | #

    the way I sees it, love the girl love her queefs. it happens some times, no big deal.

  18. lirimaer
    lirimaer
    May 8, 2010 at 5:42 am | #

    There’s a time in out lives, when we must listen to the oppressed
    And realize that we’ve been keeping women down

    They have power and they have courage
    And we must all stand by the belief
    That a woman is strong, and she has the right to queef

    Fly free
    Free to queef aloud
    Fly free
    Let every queef show that you’re proud

    You face so many challenges to put an end to your grief
    You’re a woman now and you are free to queef

    It’s time for equality — we must give them the respect they deserve
    They’re just the same as you and me — their rights must be preserved

    Queef free (Queef free)
    Every woman has the right
    Queef free (Queef free)
    Let your queefing stars shine bright

    You are woman, hear you roar (Queef free)
    Queefing too loud to ignore
    Queef a little each day and let your soul take flight

    Aaaaahhhh
    Queef free

    ^_^ i <3 you, South Park. :3

  19. Akiko_Miyahara
    Akiko_Miyahara
    June 11, 2010 at 6:49 pm | #

    That last panel made me laugh like an idiot.

  20. Eli
    Eli
    July 31, 2010 at 12:40 am | #

    Your comics are great. It’s 4 in the morning and i have to get up early, but i need to keep reading! This one made me laugh insanely, and all the work i’ve seen is cool enough to make me like you.. You’re such an interesting person, Erika!
    Hugs from Venezuela!

  21. Stef
    Stef
    December 12, 2010 at 12:43 am | #

    “classy solos” brb, dying.

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