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Worst Cook

by Erika Moen on December 4, 2007 at 12:00 am
Posted In: comic
└ Tags: clove, cooking, cut, first aid, injury

Discussion (15) ¬

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  1. drakvl
    drakvl
    May 5, 2009 at 12:46 pm | #

    Oh, god. That’s great. I almost made the clove mistake myself, once. Fortunately, at the time I was dating someone who actually knows her way around a kitchen. (But I got better, honest!) Baking soda/powder, however, I had to learn myself. Blech.

  2. Ben Zyl
    Ben Zyl
    June 24, 2009 at 2:15 pm | #

    I think this must vary, pearl = little segment, clove = whole thing. I checked this last time it arose and a few times before that but kept forgetting.Never mind recipes – just use what you think is right, it’s probably closer.

  3. beenthrough
    beenthrough
    August 27, 2009 at 9:44 pm | #

    This strips makes me so grateful I grew up in a kitchen. Been cooking since I was a wee thing. Makes for an easier time as an adult

  4. TomTom
    TomTom
    September 8, 2009 at 11:46 pm | #

    Indeed having grown in the kitchen means I’ve rarely encountered this kind of problems. Also cloves are the segments of the garlic, but single-clove or pearl garlic does not have segments. Usually the smaller eastern garlics like the chinese are single-clove.

  5. n00body
    n00body
    September 14, 2009 at 3:22 pm | #

    Boiling water is the only step I ever get right…

  6. Thisfox
    Thisfox
    October 28, 2009 at 12:18 pm | #

    I like garlic enough that I use that mistake on purpose, as it makes the food nice and rich and garlicky like it should be.

  7. Lilitus
    Lilitus
    October 29, 2009 at 10:07 pm | #

    think of cooking like art! get creative and the more you do it the better you’ll get at it! and dont forget to just let go and do it almost intuitively thats how i do it at least and it works!

  8. A
    A
    November 5, 2009 at 6:49 pm | #

    Clove = segment
    Globe = the whole damn thing

    You’d not be surprised how similar they can sound when you aren’t paying attention to the person who knows the recipe.

  9. Wombat
    Wombat
    December 13, 2009 at 2:31 am | #

    Well the danish word for ‘clove’ is nearly the same as our word for ‘fat’. I know a lot of inexperienced cooks who’s just shoved the largest garliv they could find in their meal.

  10. Rachel
    Rachel
    December 29, 2009 at 2:52 pm | #

    I’ve never heard it called a “globe”–”bulb” is what’s in all my recipes and on my grocery receipts. But garlic is the best thing ever and should be eaten in massive quantities whenever possible.

  11. Rosanna
    Rosanna
    January 17, 2010 at 10:09 pm | #

    hahaa, I once made pizza with tuna, ham, cheese, onion, tomatoes and something.. It turned out: Blegh!
    But I’ve learned a little since…

  12. Crisjin
    Crisjin
    March 17, 2010 at 9:09 pm | #

    I did something similar with Clam Bouillabaisse (or something like that) where I put 4 of the huge spoonfulls when it called for 4 of the small spoons… That’s why I prefer to go by “eyeing” and not by following a recipe too closely, lol.

  13. kschenke
    kschenke
    April 21, 2010 at 4:25 pm | #

    Girl, I go to culinary school and I totally messed up a batch of cookies last night. It happens to all of us.

    And I wish I could draw. You’re lucky.

  14. Liz
    Liz
    August 14, 2010 at 5:59 pm | #

    I suck at cooking too. It’s so intimidating, trying to do new recipes, because I always seem to screw it up. If it weren’t for microwave dinners, I’d starve.

  15. Dainty
    Dainty
    August 26, 2010 at 8:03 am | #

    I’ve never understood people that claim they cannot cook. It’s like saying you cannot swim, or ride a bike, a draw a tree. The first few times trying it you will look hella stupid and get nasty results, but practice makes perfect

    Although I will admit that there is such a thing as innate aptitude :D

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