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Ways to Piss Off Your Mom
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March 12th, 2004

Ways to Piss Off Your Mom

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  1. elizabeast

    It’s sort of amazing. Your mom said *exactly* what my mother said when I told her I was gay.

  2. smackofham

    What an awesome answering greeting.
    ……..VAGINA!…*beep*

  3. Miss Kara

    My mom said the EXACT SAME THING when I came out too! ^_^ Wow, I feel so connected, and top heavy :P

  4. Nadie

    The convo went like this:
    Me: So you know J and I’re together, right?
    Mom: Yep. Coming over for dinner tomorrow?
    Me: …sure. O.o

    It was oddly anticlimactic. I’m not sure which is worse, having your parents deny it, or having them make you aware you were the last person to figure it out.

  5. Abraham

    when my mom came out to my sister and i, she was disappointed. we replied that we knew and could we go get ice cream now. or something like that.

    you’d think we weren’t observant or something. we were 15/13 respectively.

    heh, i still remember her response: “oh. okay.”

  6. naomi

    hahaha… art about family makes things fresh

  7. Z

    My mom asked, “Does your father know?” I was so horrified it never came up again.

  8. Raurie

    lol awsome! makes so much sence.

  9. Jessica Sideways

    I swear, when I came out at Houston’s Hobby Airport as I was moving to Denver, I came out and then bolted for the security queue.

  10. kschenke

    In high school, my mom told me that “boys don’t like girls who talk so much”.

    But you know what? My boyfriend of 4 years loves me because I can talk up a storm and my expansive knowledge of Futurama, Arrested Development and Venture Brothers quotes.

  11. Eve

    My mother was exactly the same XD

    “Mum, you know I’m…gay!”
    “No, you’re not. Now get that sandwich out to your dad.”
    O_o

    Was is it with that response that a lot of parents seem to react that way?

  12. Dani

    My dad had exactly that reaction when I told him I’m asexual. I think my being gay would have been *easier* for him to accept.

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