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Ways to Piss Off Your Mom

by Erika Moen on March 12, 2004 at 12:00 am
Posted In: comic
└ Tags: cameo, come out, gay, identity, lesbian, mom, queer, sexuality

Discussion (16) ¬

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  1. elizabeast
    elizabeast
    May 15, 2009 at 7:43 pm | #

    It’s sort of amazing. Your mom said *exactly* what my mother said when I told her I was gay.

  2. smackofham
    smackofham
    August 5, 2009 at 1:26 am | #

    What an awesome answering greeting.
    ……..VAGINA!…*beep*

  3. Miss Kara
    Miss Kara
    August 25, 2009 at 10:11 pm | #

    My mom said the EXACT SAME THING when I came out too! ^_^ Wow, I feel so connected, and top heavy :P

  4. Nadie
    Nadie
    August 27, 2009 at 1:00 am | #

    The convo went like this:
    Me: So you know J and I’re together, right?
    Mom: Yep. Coming over for dinner tomorrow?
    Me: …sure. O.o

    It was oddly anticlimactic. I’m not sure which is worse, having your parents deny it, or having them make you aware you were the last person to figure it out.

  5. Abraham
    Abraham
    September 27, 2009 at 9:13 am | #

    when my mom came out to my sister and i, she was disappointed. we replied that we knew and could we go get ice cream now. or something like that.

    you’d think we weren’t observant or something. we were 15/13 respectively.

    heh, i still remember her response: “oh. okay.”

  6. naomi
    naomi
    October 26, 2009 at 6:32 am | #

    hahaha… art about family makes things fresh

  7. Z
    Z
    October 29, 2009 at 2:11 pm | #

    My mom asked, “Does your father know?” I was so horrified it never came up again.

  8. Raurie
    Raurie
    October 29, 2009 at 3:01 pm | #

    lol awsome! makes so much sence.

  9. Jessica Sideways
    Jessica Sideways
    December 13, 2009 at 10:27 am | #

    I swear, when I came out at Houston’s Hobby Airport as I was moving to Denver, I came out and then bolted for the security queue.

  10. kschenke
    kschenke
    January 22, 2010 at 3:49 pm | #

    In high school, my mom told me that “boys don’t like girls who talk so much”.

    But you know what? My boyfriend of 4 years loves me because I can talk up a storm and my expansive knowledge of Futurama, Arrested Development and Venture Brothers quotes.

  11. Eve
    Eve
    January 25, 2010 at 1:25 am | #

    My mother was exactly the same XD

    “Mum, you know I’m…gay!”
    “No, you’re not. Now get that sandwich out to your dad.”
    O_o

    Was is it with that response that a lot of parents seem to react that way?

  12. Dani
    Dani
    March 7, 2010 at 10:43 pm | #

    My dad had exactly that reaction when I told him I’m asexual. I think my being gay would have been *easier* for him to accept.

  13. Fuzzypop
    Fuzzypop
    March 23, 2010 at 11:52 am | #

    My mom responded to my coming out by explaining that she doesn’t believe in bisexuality because it’s not fair.

    :|

    Ah mothers.

  14. Daftlittleinsomniac
    Daftlittleinsomniac
    May 5, 2010 at 1:46 am | #

    my mom just said, “no dear your not, just because it seems cool doesn’t make you a bisexual” I kinda wanted to say, how about having sex with both men and women, does that count.

  15. Rosenrot(Alix)
    Rosenrot(Alix)
    December 2, 2010 at 10:32 am | #

    heh… thats similar to what happened when i told my mom i was bi
    we were yelling (about what i can’t recall) and i yelled OH YEAH?! WELL I’M BISEXUAL! to which she replied WELL I DON’T BELIEVE IN BISEXUALITY

    as far as i know she has since forgotten such a conversation(argument) ever took place and the rest of my family has not yet heard a word of said sexuality

    (i’m female if anyone wondered) xP

  16. Filthy Pazuzu
    Filthy Pazuzu
    March 7, 2011 at 10:19 pm | #

    Reading these coming-out tales makes me laugh with joy. It’s always lovely finding stories I can relate to. I came out as bi to my parents in 92, when I was 15. At the time I was seeing an utterly *adorable* boy who my parents knew. Like many others, they figured it was just a phase. After him I was with a girl for about 3 years. Next, it was back to a boy… aaaaaaaaaaaaand mayhem ensued.

    Me: ‘I told you years ago!’
    Them: ‘We didn’t think you were serious!’

    Unfortunately, I still get a lot of crap from others to this day: MOSTLY from homosexuals! That REALLY pisses me off. Homos get more upset at my bisexuality than hets do. Can’t tell you how often I’ve heard: “you’re just ashamed to really come out.” Yeah, cuz it’s so much more fun being abused by homos AND hets. And this isn’t from living in some backwater, I was born and raised in NYC!

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